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早安,妈妈 Good morning Mom.
我要带你出去 ♪ I'm gonna get you out
看我慢慢进入你的脑海 ♪ Watch me get inside of your mind
我要带你出去 ♪ I'm gonna get you out
太棒了! Yeah!
我真不敢相信这是今天早上的第五次了! I can't believe this is the fifth time this morning!
不要! 不要! No! No!
该死 Shit.
不要! No!
哦,太棒了! Oh, oh yeah!
片名:《女子格斗》
嘿! Hey!
别这样,等等! No, wait, wait!
等等,等等,等等,等等! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
求你了! Please!
嘿! Hey!
上帝啊! Oh my God!
嘿先生,你在做什么呢? Hey man, what are you doing?
你知道,跟车有关的很有意思的事 You know, it's a funny thing about cars lady,
你本该还车贷的 you actually have to pay for them.
求你了,别这样 Please don't do this.
我真的需要开车去上班 I really need my car to get to work.
我不知道该对你说些什么好 I don't know what to tell you.
哦,拜托 Oh, come on.
一定有什么办法的 I'm sure we can work something out.
你看,我有两张 Look, I have two.
我可以给你看我的大胸! I can show you my boobs!
你当然可以 Yes you could,
但除非你的每个乳头上贴着一张千元钞票 but unless there's $1,000 attached to each nipple,
不然我还是会收走你的车 I'm still gonna have to take your car.
把车拖走! Move it out!
该死! Shit!
嘿,玛妮,抱歉我来晚了 Hey Marnie, sorry I'm late.
没关系 It's okay.
哦,你是走过来的吗? Oh, did you walk here?
是的 Yeah.
步行对环境更友好 Way better for the environment.
可你开的是一辆普锐斯啊 You drive a Prius.
是的,但现在没了 Yeah, not anymore.
嘿 ♪ Hey
嘿,站住! Hey, stop!
求你了! Please!
班姆! Bam!
哈! Ha!
没收你的毒品! Got your drugs!
你刚才人呢? Where you been?
你得多锻炼了 You need to work out more.
出于对你家人的尊敬,我之前警告过你 Out of respect to your family I warned you
别在我的地盘贩毒 not to sell drugs on my beet,
现在我听说你他妈的做生意做到中学去了! and now I hear you're dealing in a goddamn middle school!
我就赚了点小钱 I was just a little money,
你以为你谁啊,特里莎修女吗? （世界著名的天主教慈善工作者） who are you, Mother Teresa?
特里莎修女马上就要拿枪了 Mother Teresa would pistol whip
把你打出翔! the shit out of you right now!
我要告诉我妈妈! My Mom's gonna hear about this!
哦,你当然可以告诉贝蒂那个丑八怪 Oh, well you can tell ugly Betty,
她要是有意见的话 if she has an issue with it,
她知道该去哪儿找我! she knows what a find me!
来杯咖啡吗? Coffee?
我不是在问你 I'm not asking you.
只是大声说出来思考我要不要来点 Just pondering out loud to see if I want some.
然后我觉得我可以来点 And I think I do.
现在我在想 ♪ Now I thinking
我用咖啡衡量生活 天呐 Oh man.
上个季度的生意比我想得还要糟糕 My last quarter was way worse than I thought.
喔,喔,喔,智利竟然有这个 Ooh, ooh, ooh, there's this one in Chile.
它就像那种常规的蹦极 Listen, it's like regular bungee jumping,
只不过你是从直升飞机往一座火山里跳 except you jump out of a helicopter into an active volcano.
红笔,我需要很多支红笔 Red pens, I'm gonna need a lot more red pens.
你是怎么想的? What do you think?
安娜! Anna!
干啥? What?
我怎么看火山蹦极吗? What do I think about volcano bungee jumping?
没错 Yeah.
我觉得这简直是我听过的最糟糕的点子 I think it's literally the worst idea I've ever heard of.
好吧,你得想办法别这么消沉了 Well, you gotta do something to get out of this funk.
没错,用你的眼神解开他的衣服 That's right, undress him with your eyes.
拔下他的内衣 Peel off that spandex.
抽他的... Slap that...
住嘴,我可没那么干过 Stop, that's not what I'm doing.
我只是很意外我们竟然会有顾客 I'm just shocked we have a customer.
我的天哪 Oh my goodness.
这位"隆起的自行车手"肯定想玩玩你的小妹妹 (兰斯.阿姆斯特朗自行车运动员) Lance humpstrong totally wants to toy your friends.
美女,那件男式短裤可真紧 Girl, that man shorts are so tight,
你都能看到他的小兄弟 you can see that his little dude
也戴着一个迷你的自行车头盔 is also wearing a tiny bike helmet.
美女,他还在看你 Girl, he's still looking at you.
往你右肩后方看,随意点 Look over your right shoulder, casually.
- 好的. - 随意,自然 - Yeah. - Casual, casual.
他或许能成为 He could be the one to end
你这史诗级无性生活的终结者 your epic streak of sexual futility.
这叫做自我禁欲 It's self-imposed abstinence.
嗯-哼 Mm-hm.
你以前的自信心哪去了? What happened to the old self-confidence?
我是说,你看我 I mean, look at me.
我一个人抵六,七个人都有余 I'm a six, seven and a half tops.
就因为自信 And I'm up to my vagina in pussy
所以我的阴道可以不断分泌爱液 because of self-confidence!
举个例子 Case in point.
你的新咖啡师,玛妮 Your new barista, Marnie.
嗯-哼 Mm-hm.
我要去睡了她 I'm going to have her.
我不了解她 I don't know anything about it.
我甚至不知道她是直是弯 I don't even know if she's straight or not,
可我就是能让她疯狂尖叫到发出 but I'm gonna make that girl yell so loud,
只有狗能听到的振动音 only dogs are gonna be able to hear it.
你有病吧 You're sick.
你看我的舌头能有多快? Look, you see how fast I was with my tongue?
夏琳,把你的舌头收起来 Charleen, put that thing away.
现在招揽顾客已经很不容易了 It's hard enough to lure customers in as it is.
我就是舌界闪电侠! I'm like the Flash with this thing!
我要让她的阴毛着火 I'm gonna set her pubes on fire.
哦上帝啊 Oh my God.
好了,罪犯可不会自己送上门! All right, crime's not gonna find itself!
不是吗,美女? Ain't that right girlie?
我用阴道衡量生活
哈! Ha!
嘿,宝贝 Hey sweetie.
嘿,爸爸,我刚好路过你家 Hey Dad, I'm passing by your place,
所以来看看你 so I'm gonna come check on you.
好的,我们在院子里碰面吧 Okay, why don't you meet me in the backyard.
我来了 Here we go.
干了它 Bottoms up.
谢谢 Thanks.
来这之前我去了妈妈的墓地 I went by Mom's grave tonight before coming here.
看到了你送的花 Saw your flowers.
是的 Yeah.
已经九个月了,难以置信,是吧? Nine months today, hard to believe, huh?
你记得妈妈讨厌非洲菊的吧? You do remember that Mom hated Gerberas, right?
记得,但是我喜欢 Yeah, but I love 'em.
敬玛丽,你的妈妈 To Mary, to your Mom.
敬妈妈 To Mom.
我们为什么不在里面喝呢,爸爸? Why don't we take this inside, Dad?
我感觉有虫子咬我 I feel like I'm being eaten alive.
嗯 Um.
今晚夜色这么美 It's such a gorgeous night,
我们就待在这儿不好吗? why don't we just stay out here?
美吗? Gorgeous?
你怎么了? Who are you?
比这更重要的是,你怎么样了? More importantly, how are you?
哦,我的生意一蹶不振 Oh, well, my business is in the toilet.
日常开销我都快支付不起了 I can barely pay my bills.
今天早上我的车被收回了 Today my car got repossessed,
除此之外,我过得还不错 but other than that, I'm amazing.
我只是觉得我正在失去她 I just feel like I'm failing her.
就像我正在丧失有关她的记忆 Like I'm failing her memory.
有人在屋里吗? Is there someone inside?
有只猫 A cat.
- 有只猫吗? - 是的 - A cat? - Cat.
你什么时候养的猫? When did you get a cat?
你又不喜欢猫 You hate cats.
哦,我喜欢猫 Oh, I love cats.
有个女人在你家里! You have a woman in there!
不,不是,那就是只猫 No, no, it's a cat.
你今晚有约会 You have a date tonight.
至少我们中有一个人是有社交生活的 At least one of us has a social life.
我想见她 I wanna meet her.
哦不,不,不 Oh no, no, no.
别,安娜,现在还太早 No Anna, it's too soon.
让我按我的的进度决定什么时候介绍你们认识好吗? Can I just introduce you at my own pace?
认真的吗? Seriously?
是的,现在还不是时候 Yeah, the timing is horrible.
我能理解 I understand.
那就好 All right.
爸爸,这有什么大不了的? Dad, what is the big deal?
- 哦,嗨. - 哦,我的天 - Oh, hi. - Oh Jesus!
你是谁? Who you are?
他是水管工 He's the plumber.
他来这里清理我的管道 He's here to clean my pipes.
亲爱的 Honey.
你脑子里可不是这么想的 That did not come out the way it sounded in your head.
妈妈知道你是同志吗? Did Mom know you were gay?
我其实是双性恋,泛性恋者 Well, I mean bisexual, pansexual.
他非常的博爱 He likes a lot of things.
流动型性取向 Sexually fluid.
哇 Wow.
是的 Yeah.
当她去世后 When she passed away,
能让我感到舒服的只有... I felt comfortable enough to...
窝在家里 Move about the cabin.
好吧,我还是不明白 Okay, I'm confused.
我老了 I'm getting old.
安娜,我当时很低落 Anna, I was depressed.
厌倦了一个人 Tired of being alone,
然后我遇到了查克 then I met Chuck.
我告诉你,自从你妈妈去世后 I tell you, I haven't been this happy since,
我很久都没这么开心过了 well since Mom.
这很好 This is great.
我为你感到高兴 I'm happy for you.
我也希望能跟你有进一步的了解,查克 And I look forward to getting to know you better Chuck.
叫我妈妈 Call me Mom.
好吧,别太着急 Okay, don't push it.
叫我查克也行 Chuck is good too.
我该走了 I'm gonna head out
好让你们回到 and let you two get back to
我来之前的二人世界里 whatever it is you guys were doing.
有什么好笑的? What is so funny?
你们是怎么搞到一起的? How does this even work?
哦,亲爱的 Oh honey,
这不过就是一只大丹犬想要骑一只吉娃娃 it's like a Great Dane trying to mount a chihuahua.
喔 Woof.
哦 Oh.
嘿,怎么了,安娜? Hey, what's up Anna?
咖啡店见,就现在 Coffee shop, now.
但我正休息呢! But I'm chillin'!
发生什么事了? What's going on?
相信我 Just trust me.
哦,其实那也不算太糟 Oh, that wasn't too pathetic.
该死,这也太烈了吧 Holy shit, that's potent.
你从哪儿弄来的? Where'd you get it?
证物室 Evidence room.
你简直是史上最差劲的警察 You're like the worst cop ever.
嗯 Nah.
所以,攻还是受? So, pitcher or catcher?
什么? What?
大基佬爱德,他是攻还是受? Big gay Ed, is he a pitcher or is he the catcher?
天啊,我不知道 Oh my God, I don't know.
那肯定是强攻了! Knuckle baller for sure!
哈! Ha!
敬你老爸! To your Dad!
欢迎入伙 Welcome to the team.
这是什么? What is this?
月光酒 Moonshine?
私人酿造 Private blend.
尝尝 Try it.
它会在你肚子里点燃一团火 It'll put a little fire in your belly.
我的上帝! Oh my God!
松节油的味道! That tastes like turpentine!
哦,不是吧,小公主 Oh, excuse me, Princess.
想去隔壁尝尝我的伏特加吗! Wanna go next door and get you some Vodka!
伏特加 Vodka.
不,不用了 No, no, I'm fine.
我应该直接回家 I should probably just go home.
我知道你很伤心 I know you're hurting.
你的红墨水都快用完了,你很想你妈妈 You're drowning in red ink, you miss your Mom,
这时你老爸说不定正在给 and your Dad's probably swallowing the length
我们说的那个查克口交呢 of some guy named Chuck as we speak.
但是,你是我的好闺蜜 But, you're my best friend,
我陪你一起渡过难关 we're gonna get through this together.
你嗑药了吗? Are you stoned?
我嗨死了! Like totally ripped!
是的,我也这么觉得 Yeah, that's what I thought.
好了,我们走吧 Okay, let's get out of here.
好吧,我去拿一下我的锂片和药 All right, let me get my lithium and my drugs.
看看这些药 ♪ Look at the drugs
看看这些药 ♪ Look at them drugs
小姐 Miss,
我需要把损失报告寄给保险公司 I have to send the report to the insurance company.
你有他们的联系方式吗? Do you have their contact information?
我没有 I don't have it.
不用担心 You know what, don't worry about it,
你可以之后再寄给我们 you can send that to us later.
嘿伙计,你会大赚一笔的,是吧? Hey man, you're in for a big payday, huh?
不,我没买保险 No, I don't have insurance.
哦 Oh.
这不太妙 Well that's not good.
好了,伙计们,我们收工了! All right boys, let's wrap this up!
既然这样,我觉得是时候 All right, I think it's time-
就地解决自己? To kill myself?
什么? What?
不! No!
是给你看些东西,好吗 To show you something, okay.
明晚7点在你那里 Your place tomorrow night, 7:00 PM.
带个枕套 Bring a pillowcase.
什么? What?
你相信我吗? Do you trust me?
当然不信 Of course not.
直觉挺准的 Good instincts.
妈的 Shit.
老天啊 Oh my God.
这些是花还是会呕吐物? Are those flowers or vomit?
听着,这是唯一一件干净的了 Look, it's the only one that was clean.
现在我们到底在干嘛? Now what's this all about?
戴上 Put it on.
什么? What?
戴在你的头上,现在! Pull it over your head, now!
如果你想在这个时候 If you're planning on taking advantage of me
占我便宜,就逊爆了好吗 at my lowest eb, that is totally uncool.
别做梦了! You wish!
快戴上 Put it on.
现在跟我来 Now follow me.
- 来吧. - 这太疯狂了 - Come on. - This is crazy.
是啊,我是想帮你 Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to help you out
帮你找回自信 so you get your confidence back right.
噢! Ow!
抱歉,我的错 Sorry, that was on me.
来吧,来吧 Come on, come on,
- 来吧. - 当然是你的错 - come on. - Course it's on you.
我头上戴着枕套呢! I'm wearing a pillowcase on my head!
♪ Girl you need some militant
♪ Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah ♪
♪ You can go from where I stand ♪
♪ Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah ♪
♪ Sing it, take it ♪
♪ Must be pain ♪
别在耍这种鬼把戏了,到底怎么回事? Enough of this cloak and dagger shit, what's going on?
事情就是,你需要一种强劲的药 What's going on is you need a strong medicine
把你从低沉中解救出来 to snap you out of this funk that you're in.
是时候让你面对 It's time for you to come face to face
你是谁,你能做什么了 with who you are and what you're capable of.
天那,天那,天那! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
我在不停地发抖! I can't stop shaking!
那是肾上腺素,宝贝 That's adrenaline, baby.
正常反应 It's totally normal.
在你第一次尝试之后,你产生了很多 You got lots of it and it's good to get some fresh air
现在最好呼吸一点新鲜空气 after your first time.
来吧 Come on.
这里? Here?
赶快下车! Get out of the car!
这是我的血吗? Is that my blood?
我敢肯定那不是番茄酱 Well it's sure as shit ain't ketchup.
你觉得你还会再来吗? You think that you'll come back?
当然,这比做爱爽多了 Hell yeah, that was better than sex.
这样吧,回到家 You know what, go home,
洗个泻盐浴,吃点布洛芬 take an Epsom salt bath, some ibuprofen,
明天又是元气满满的一天 you'll wake up tip top in the morning.
好极了 Okay, cool.
- 拜, - 拜 - Bye. - Bye.
我亲爱的大熊! There's my big Care Bear!
你好吗,宝贝! What up baby!
嘿! Hey!
见到你真好 Good to see bud.
熊,这是安娜.安娜,这是熊 Bear, this is Anna, Anna bear.
嗨 Hi.
我一直在等待这一刻 I have been waiting for this moment.
你能来这真是太好了,安娜 It's so good to have you here, Anna.
进来吧 Come on in.
好的,我喜欢你的外号 Okay, I like your nickname.
哦,那不是外号 Oh, no nickname.
我出生的时候,我父母看到我第一眼 When I was born, my parents took one
就想到了熊 look at me and thought Bear.
还好第一年我就掉光了我的大部分毛发 At least I lost most of that hair the first year.
这是什么地方? What is this place?
能解决你所有烦恼的地方 The answer to all your problems.
来吧 Here you go.
哦,好吧 Oh, okay.
女士们 Hey ladies.
我这是要被谋杀了吗? Am I about to get murdered?
嗒-达! Ta-da!
这他妈怎么回事? What the fuck?
妈的! Ah shit!
奥利维亚上台了 Olivia's gone up.
哦,糟了 Oh shit.
帮我个忙,行吗 Do yourself a favor, okay.
离奥利维亚远点 Stay off Olivia's radar.
哦,好的.当然,好极了 Oh, okay yeah, sure, great.
谁是奥利维亚? Who's Olivia?
她 Her.
打她,打她! Fight, fight!
你想逗我吧? Are you kidding me?
喔! Woo!
呦,呦！ Yup, yup!
呦,呦! Yup, yup!
你知道规矩的,奥利维亚! You know the rules Olivia!
没有裁判不能开打! No fights without a ref!
这场不能贴钞票,知道了吗! No bill on the wall for this fight, okay!
打我啊,熊! Blow me, Bear!
哦,我会折断你的手指的 Oh, I'd fucking break your fingers.
诺尔,你上! Noel, you're up!
很酷吧? Cool, huh?
熊和我掌管这个地方 Bear and I run this place.
基本上每周末我们都会在这里 We're here most weekends.
好了,女士们! Okay ladies!
如果你还不熟悉规则 If you are not familiar with the rules,
你可以用拳头,手肘,膝盖,脚击了 you can strike with your fist, elbows, knees, feet,
甚至如果你想的话也可以用头 even your head if you so fancy.
谁会在格斗中用头? Who'd use their head in a fight?
锁喉和投降都是允许的 Choke holds and submissions are totally welcome,
但是请不要扯头发,咬人,挖眼睛 but please, no hair pulling, biting, eye gouging.
因为过后你会变成一个乱七八糟的婊子 'Cause then you're being a bitch,
而且这他妈一点都不酷! and that shit ain't cool!
到中间来,格斗手们! To the center, fighters!
开打! Fight!
啊,她的手臂! Ah, her arm!
天那,快停下! Oh my God, stop it!
加油,女孩儿! Come on girl, yeah!
胜者! Winner!
好啊! Yes!
怎么了? What?
哦,看啊 Oh, look.
看那儿 Check this out.
这是咱们的传统 That's the tradition.
胜者可以把一美元钞票贴在墙上 The winner gets to put a dollar bill on the wall.
认真的吗? Seriously?
你知道我所有的烦恼 You know all about my problems
你觉得这是一个格斗俱乐部能解决的吗? and you thought a fight club was the solution?
安娜,这不仅是格斗俱乐部,这是一个避难所 This isn't just a fight club, Anna, this is a shelter.
对来这的女人来说,这里就是安全港 A safe haven for women to come
她们可以不受社会评判的 to lift the lid off the fucking pressure cooker of life
去掀开这该死的生活高压锅的盖子 without societal judgment.
通过把对方打得屁滚尿流? By beating the shit out of each other?
通过尊重对方 By respecting each other.
你惹错人了,夏琳! You fucked with the wrong family, Charleen!
哦,我警告过你和你那蠢货儿子 Oh, I warned you and your goofy ass son.
如果你想卖点大麻,这没关系 If you wanna sell a little weed, that's fine.
多得是比这困难的事 Anything harder than that,
特别是在学校里面 especially in the school,
但是我们会有麻烦的 we're gonna have a problem.
是啊,我们的确有麻烦了 Yeah, we do have a problem,
而且明天我们就要去解决它 and we're gonna solve it, tomorrow.
我和你,在擂台上 Me, you, in the ring.
你最好多带点卫生纸 You better bring some Charmin
因为我要把你打得满地找牙 'cause I'm going to wipe your ass all over this place.
- 哦,是吗? - 是的,真的 - Oh really? - Yeah, really.
那我可以取消你的子宫切除手术了 Well you can cancel your hysterectomy,
因为我会狠狠揍死你 'cause I'm gonna hit you so hard,
你的阴道会被我打出来 your vagina's gonna pop out.
是啊,那我们走着瞧 Yeah, we'll see about that.
我们会看到你血肉模糊的阴道 What we'll see is your cobweb ridden vagina
在地板上蹦蹦跳跳 bouncing across the floor.
但可能要让你失望了,臭婊子 Whatever, you better get used to disappointment, bitch.
因为你说的那些都不会发生 Cause it's coming.
既然这样? You know what?
我们加大点赌注,怎么样 How 'bout we raised the stakes, okay.
败者永远离开俱乐部 The loser has to leave the club for good.
是啊,看来你以后要安度 Well, it looks like you're gonna be getting your weekends
每周末和周四了,臭婊子 and every other Thursday back bitch.
我会来找你的 I'm coming for you.
这倒是侮辱到我了,贱人 That's a very specific insult bitch.
这就是你说的相互尊重,就这? And that's you guys respecting each other, how?
她只是不爽我昨天逮捕了她儿子 Ah, she's just pissed I arrested her son yesterday.
我们会处理好的 We'll work it out.
通过跟对方干架? By fighting each other?
听着,我们有规则的,好吗 Listen, we have rules, okay.
通常我们会指定人选,但别人也能挑战你 Usually we draw names, but somebody can challenge you.
如果你拒绝 And if you don't accept it,
你就会被永远逐出俱乐部 you're kicked out of the club for good.
我觉得我听得够了 I think I've heard enough.
我现在要回家了 I'm going home for good now.
回见 Later.
... ... ... ... Ip, ip, ip, ip.
你不能逼我留下 What, you can't make me stay.
是不能,但是熊可以 Nope, but Bear can.
就像夏琳说的,安娜,我们有规矩 Like Charleen said, Anna, we have rules.
其中一条就是第一次来的人 And one of them is the first time you show up,
必须进行一场格斗 you have to fight.
所以现在你有两个选择 So you have two choices.
要么和我们另一个新人对打 You can either fight one of our other first timers,
要么你打赢我夺门而出 or you can fight your way out the door past me.
这完全取决于你 It's totally up to you.
嗯-哈 Mm-hm.
嗯 Mm.
玛丽我们爱你 We love you, Mary!!
夏琳,我从来没打过架,我讨厌打架! I've never been in a fight before Charleen, I hate fights!
所以你才会在这 That's exactly why you're here.
上吧 Come on.
你知道这婆娘是做什么的吗? You know what this broad does?
她是学校的图书管理员 She's a school librarian.
就是一整天都待在图书馆里,哪也不去? I mean, do they even have libraries anymore?
她可能连互联网都没听说过? Hasn't she heard of the internet?
拜托大姐,你看看她 Come on man, look at her.
一阵强风都能把她刮倒 A strong breeze could knock her down.
打败她,加油! Take it to her, come on!
姑娘们来擂台中间! Center stage ladies!
上吧,加油 Let's go, come on.
嘿 Hi.
我叫安娜 I'm Anna.
卡罗尔,很高兴认识你 Carol, nice to meet you.
我也是 You too.
哦,太有爱了 Oh, so sweet.
你俩等下可以交个朋友? Maybe you guys could be friends later?
好了,你们知道规则 All right, you heard the rules.
你们必须遵守它 You go with that.
祝你好运 Good luck.
- 安娜,你也是. - 好的 - Yeah, you too Anna. - Okay.
好的,斗士们,准备好了吗? Okay, fighters, are you ready?
开打! And fight!
出拳啊! Make a fist!
朝着她! Swing!
挥拳啊! At her!
出拳! Make a fist!
打啊,打啊,打啊,打啊! Fight, fight, fight, fight!
看,那是什么? Hey, what's that?
什么? What?
- 哦,不! - 天啊! - Oh no! - Ooh!
投降! Tap out!
你要投降了吗? Are you gonna tap out?
这是什么意思? What does tap out mean?
安娜! Anna!
我是帕克医生 My name is Dr. Park.
你知道你在哪吗? Do you know where you are?
地狱 Hell.
我在地狱里 I'm in hell.
我猜我输了,对吗? I'm guessing I lost, huh?
波兰也是第二次世界大战中浓墨重彩的一笔啊 Poland put up a bigger fight in World War II.
是啊,最少你战斗过了 Yeah, but at least you fought.
这需要很大的勇气 It took a lot of courage.
我想可以把格斗从我的遗愿清单里划掉了 I guess I can cross that off my bucket list.
然后再对着它唾上两口 And then puke in that bucket.
我以为只有女的才能进来? I thought only women were allowed in here?
罗伊医生是个特例 Dr. Roy is a special case,
他是熊的哥哥 and he's Bear's brother.
你妹叫熊.帕克? Your sister's name is Bear Park?
相信我,没人跟她开过这个玩笑 Trust me, no one's ever teased her about it.
罗伊! Roy!
这有个妹子 We got a girl that's got a little
耳朵出了点问题 problem with her ear.
什么样的问题? What kind of problem?
就是和她的脑袋分离了 It was just removed from her head.
我还是不懂你带我来这的原因 Still don't understand why you'd bring me to this place.
姐妹,给她看看 Dude, just show her.
给我看什么? Show me what?
欢迎来到熊洞 Welcome to the Bear cave.
哇! Wow!
这比罗马竞技场舒服多了 Well this is much cozier than the Roman Coliseum out there.
什么? What?
那是? Is that?
那是我妈妈 Is that, that's Mom.
没错,她真他妈是个传奇人物 Yup, she was a goddamn legend.
传奇人物? Legend?
这到底是什么情况? What the hell is going on?
这个或许可以解释 This might help explain.
过来,坐下 Come on, sit down.
妈妈在这格斗过? Mom fought here?
她可不仅是在这格斗 She didn't just fight here,
她是这间俱乐部的创始人 she was the founder of this whole club.
这是玛丽最后一次奋斗 This is Mary's last fight.
六个月后癌症带走了她 The cancer took her six months later.
我做了这张碟向她致敬 I made this as a tribute,
这样玛丽就能知道她对我们多重要 so Mary could know how much she meant to us.
每当我需要情感宣泄 When I needed an emotional release,
过去我只会对着枕头大叫 I used to scream into my pillow.
这间俱乐部让我发出真正的怒吼! This club is my new way of screaming real fucking loud!
它真的给我一个空间发泄我的愤怒 This club truly gives me a place to express my rage.
谢谢你,玛丽 Thanks Mary.
生活中的一切都让我害怕 Everything scared me in life.
但在这个擂台我能面对真正的疼痛 But now that I face down real hurt and pain in this ring,
现实中任何事都不再令我恐惧 nothing in the real world remotely scares me anymore.
我保证我绝不会哭 I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
那么,开始吧 So, here we go.
我的引领者,啊! Mama Mayor, ah!
眼泪要出来了 Here they come.
这间俱乐部让我们分享自己的故事 This club has allowed us to share our stories,
教我们斗争,再与自己和解 to fight it out and then hug it out.
所以谢谢你帮助我排解愤怒 So thank you for allowing me to let go of my anger
以用力出拳的方式 by letting go of my fist.
同样谢谢你教会我 But also thank you for showing me that
在这广阔的,毛发遮蔽的胸膛下 underneath this big, hairy chest,
是一颗更强大的心 is an even bigger heart.
别看着我了! Stop looking at me!
妈的 Fuck.
当男人互锤,这很正常 When men punch each other, it's normal.
我们女人也想这样 We women feel the same way,
但是社会总想让女人用哭解决问题 but society has house trained us to cry our shit out.
多亏有你,玛丽 But thanks to you, Mary,
让我们能说一句,去你妈的 we get to say, fuck that.
你帮助我和很多其他女人 You've helped me and a lot of other women
找到支撑我们活下去的真正力量 to find the strength to live our truth.
别担心,我会照顾好你的宝贝女儿 And don't worry, I'll take care of your baby girl.
一旦你学会了格斗 And if you learn to fight,
在台上你就永远不会放弃 and you never give up in the ring,
你就能永远战胜生活 you will always beat the shit out of life.
姑娘们,永远不要为任何事退缩 And girls, never back down from anything.
哦 Oh.
你为什么不告诉我这件事? Why didn't you tell me about this?
她怎么也没告诉我这件事? How did she not tell me about this?
因为医患保密协议 Therapist-patient confidentiality.
我们都是你妈妈的患者 All of us were your Mom's patients,
她是我们的心理医生 and she was our therapist.
没人应该知道这个地方 No one was meant to know about this place.
当然,也有新人来 And sure, there's the new breed
比如奥利维亚找到我们 like Olivia who discovered us
想改变我们的风气 and wants to change our ethos,
但是熊和我试着经营这间俱乐部 but Bear and I try to run this club
延续你妈妈希望的样子 like your mother would have wanted.
朋友,这就是我带你来的原因 And that's why I brought you here friend,
你就像她的患者一样需要这里 'cause you need this place just as much as her patients.
哦,姐们,这真的太疯狂了 Oh, you guys, this is crazy.
我想你应该试一试,这是你欠她的 I think you owe it to her to give this a shot.
她一手建立了这个帮助我们的地方 She created a place that helped a lot of us.
我甚至不知道要怎么格斗 I don't even know how to fight.
我需要一个奇迹创造者帮我 It would take a miracle worker to help me.
我觉得我刚好认识这样的人 I think I may know just the guy.
太尴尬了,我的天 So embarrassing, God.
说真的,你想让他训练我吗? Seriously, that's who you want to train me?
这可也说是史上最烂的假唱了吧 This is like the worst lip-syncing ever.
你怎么认识他的? How do you know that guy?
哦,我逮捕过他几次 Oh, I arrested him a few times.
你懂的,酗酒和妨碍治安 You know, drunk and disorderly,
公共场合裸体之类的事 public nudity, that sort of thing.
哦! Oh!
有一次他把自己内裤吃了 One time he ate his own underwear
因为他觉得棉织品能在他做酒精测试前 'cause he thought the cotton fabric would absorb
把它体内的酒精吸收掉 the alcohol before he took a breathalyzer test.
真能这样吗? And did it work?
当然不! No!
墨菲训练了舒克.雷 Murphy trained Sugar Ray, you know.
他在五个不同的分区都是世界冠军 Who was a world champion in like five different divisions.
如果训练出舒克.雷的人 I mean if the man who trained Sugar Ray
都配不上你的话 isn't good enough for you,
那你最好在开始前就退出 maybe you should quit before you begin.
哦,好吧 Oh, okay.
所以你是在告诉我 So you're telling me,
我不该通过浸满朗姆酒的封面 I shouldn't judge this particular book by
来评判这本特殊的书? its very rum soaked cover?
没错 Exactly.
我是说,看看你,小公主 I mean, look at you princess.
你就像一本我想带到床上的书 You are a book that I wanna take to bed
然后读一晚上的书 and read all night long.
哦,结果我发现 Oh.But then you find out
这本书到处充斥着黑暗和压抑 the books like dark and depressing,
最近还急缺一个救赎的机会 and currently lacking a shot at redemption.
所以或许这个男人可以是改变故事的那个人 So maybe this man could be the one to change the narrative.
嘿老兄,给我们看看你的胸! Hey man, show us your tits!
我出一美元! I got $1!
来嘛,解开扣子! Come on, unbutton that!
哦我的天,他准备解了! Oh my God, he's doing it!
他解了! He's doing it!
- 他他妈的解了! - 继续,继续！ - He's fucking doing it! - Keep going, keep going!
继续,继续脱！ Keep going, keep going!
他还在继续! He's going, he's going!
哦我的天,他真他妈的在脱! Oh my God, he's fucking doing it!
他在脱! He's doing it!
- 耶,喔! - 继续啊老兄! - Yeah, woo! - Keep going man!
哦! Oh!
你不该叫个救护车什么的? Shouldn't you call an ambulance or something?
还早 Too soon.
这种事今晚至少还要来个三次 That will happen at least three more times tonight.
嗯-呵 Mm-hm.
喔! Woo!
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一旦你学会了格斗,在台上你就永远不会放弃 If you learn to fight and you never give up in the ring,
你就能永远战胜生活 you will always beat the shit out of life.
一旦你学会了格斗,在台上你就永远不会放弃 If you learn to fight and you never give up in the ring,
你就能永远战胜生活 you will always beat the shit out of life.
姑娘们,永远不要为任何事退缩 And girls, never back down from anything.
这份给你 Another one out.
谢谢 Thank You.
你昨晚好好展示了一番啊 You made quite the display last night.
我从来没见过任何人 I don't think I've ever seen anyone
从那个高度摔下来 take a dive from that height
还没洒出一滴酒 and not spill a single drop of their drink.
啊,我的酒确实会反重力 Well, my drinking does defy gravity.
我们见过吗,我是... Have we met, I'm...
墨菲 Murphy.
是啊,我知道你是谁 Yeah, I know who you are.
他们说你是个传奇人物 They tell me you're a legend.
我打算相信他们 And so I'm gonna take their word on that
让你来训练我 and ask you to train me.
训练你做什么? Train you to do what?
骑自行车? Ride a bike?
教我格斗 To fight.
我想让你教我如何格斗 I want you to train me to fight.
看起来他可能需要来一杯 It looks like he might need.
你签证过期这件事我是不会给别人说的 Your expired visa secret is still safe with me.
我不想这么无礼 I don't mean to be rude,
但你不觉得成为职业选手你有点超龄了吗? but aren't you a little old to be going pro?
我没想成为职业的 I don't wanna go pro.
这是为了... It's for...
我是格斗俱乐部的 I'm part of a fight club.
等等,你是哪的? I'm sorry, you're in a what?
是格斗俱乐部的 Yeah, a fight club.
格斗俱乐部 A fight club.
抱歉,克洛伊,你刚有听到她说什么吗? I'm sorry, did you hear that Chloe?
格斗俱乐部,听起来让我好怕怕哦 A fight club, that sounds so dangerous.
我知道我不是舒克.雷 I know I'm not sugar Ray, all right,
但我真的很需要一位教练 but I am in desperate need of a coach
而且我没有什么别的选择,所以,就你了 and short of any other options, well, tag, you're it.
我给你个意见吧,小豆芽菜 I got a news flash for you Twiggy,
外面还有很多比格斗容易的多的挣钱方式 there are a lot easier ways to make a buck than fighting.
我朋友经营着一家叫饵雷的店 My runs the Booby Trap
按你的年龄看,你还挺适合在那工作的 and you're not half bad looking for your age
如果你想... if you wanna get-
这不是为了钱 This is not about money.
所有事都绕不开钱 Everything is about the money.
哦真的吗? Oh really?
但你不就是那个特例吗? Well not by the looks of you?
有很多比格斗更不伤人的嗜好 There are a lot less bruising hobbies than fighting,
比如作女红 like crocheting.
所以如果不是为了钱,是为了什么? So if it isn't about money, what is it about?
当你和另一个也接受 Well, apparently if you fight someone
训练意图打趴吓你的人格斗时 who is also trained to hurt you,
你的恐惧相比之下会小很多 then your fears seem a lot smaller in comparison.
就像你一旦清楚地明白你将迎接什么 It's like once you face that kind of potential pain,
你在精神上就会有所防御 you build some sort of mental fortitude
以次来面对任何生活的不如意 to face anything that life has to throw at you.
或其他类似的糟糕事 Or something like that.
如果 If.
嗯 Yeah.
如果你做过隆胸手术 If you had your boobs done.
没有! No!
我受够了让我的心魔占据上风 I am sick and tired of my demons getting the better of me
我就是想痛扁某人! and I wanna punch them square in the fucking face!
所以,不好意思 So, sorry.
痛快地给句准话吧? Are you in or are you not?
嘿,嘿! Hey, hey!
这是昨晚袒胸露乳的家伙! It's show us your tits guy!
哦,这么巧! Oh no way!
不会吧! No way!
你昨晚真是喝大了 Epically wasted last night.
确实 I was.
我很高兴你欣赏我的表演 I'm so glad you enjoyed the show,
别忘了给服务生小费 and don't forget to tip your waitress please.
好了,小屁孩别打扰我们 Okay, move along now kids.
我们大人在谈些很严肃的事情 We're trying to have a little adult time here.
- 哦! - 好的,好的 - Oh! - Okay, okay.
噢,是因为要谈的事情太过下流吗 Well, our adult time would be rated R for raunchy.
更可能是因为你恶心到我了? How about R for repugnance?
- 哦! - 你个婊子! - Ooh! - Bitch!
喔! 喔! Whoa! Whoa!
- 别冲动,别冲动! - 怎么? - No, no, no, no! - What?
该你上了,该你上了 Your turn, your turn, your turn.
卡特! 卡特! Carter! Carter!
我没事! I'm all right!
科特 Carter.
我爸爸绝对不会绕过你们俩的! My Dad's gonna hear about this!
耶! Yeah!
嘿,不错啊,海蒂 Hey, I like you, Heidi.
安娜 Anna.
好的,安娜就安娜 Okay, let's go with that.
现在我要给你个小测试 Now, I'm gonna give you a test.
如果你通过了 If you pass that test,
我就教你如何格斗 I'm gonna train you.
哦,你不会是想用宫城先生那一套对付我吧 Ugh, you're gonna go all Mr. Miyagi on me
让我帮你粉刷你得房子之类的? and make me paint your house or something like that?.
可以把那个西瓜给我吗? Can I have that please?
递给我,谢谢 Let me have this please, thank you.
你所要做的就是徒手开西瓜 All you gotta do is open up this watermelon.
力量和平衡 Strength and balance.
这是测试的两个关键 This test has both.
现在你要做的不是用力往下按 Now, without holding it down,
我希望你暴击这个西瓜 I want you to punch this watermelon
把这张得意的小脸打得稀烂 in it's smug little face until it pops.
等一下,不允许往下锤它 Oh wait, no punching down.
好的 Okay.
啊! 啊! Ah! Ah!
这也太荒唐了! This is ridiculous!
它会一直乱动的! It's just gonna keep moving out of the way!
是的,就像你的格斗对手 Yes it is, like all of your opponents,
这个西瓜可不想被开瓢 this watermelon does not wanna get opened up.
这就是为什么它皮这么厚 That's why it's got such a thick skin.
所以你要有足够的力量 It's gonna require a lot of force.
但就像你的很多对手一样 But like most of your opponents,
它也是有弱点的,你要做的就是找到它 it also has a weak spot, and you're gonna find it.
再来一次 One more time.
哦,把你的鞋脱了 Oh, and take your shoes off.
你认真的吗? Are you kidding?
这沙滩烫得要死 The sand is like 100 degrees.
格斗也需要出色的步法 Fighting also requires exceptional footwork.
来吧 Let's go.
我做到了! I did it!
墨菲,我成功了! Murph, I did it!
哦,我终于成功了.墨菲 Oh, I did it Murph.
你成功了? You did it?
- 是的. - 哦,那真是太棒了 - Yeah, - Oh, excellent.
好了 Okay.
我们明天早上七点开始 We start at seven o'clock tomorrow morning.
那是不是某种老派的训练 Is that some sort of old school training
就像你让舒克.雷做过的那样? you did with Sugar Ray?
不是的,我是在优酷上看到的 No, I saw it on YouTube.
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我昨晚在格斗俱乐部看到你了 Saw you at the club last night.
哦,是啊 Oh right.
不好意思,一直没机会正式自我介绍一下 I'm sorry, we never had the chance to meet.
我是... I'm...
你死定了 Dead to me.
你说什么? Excuse me?
我说你死定了 You're dead to me.
这不是想要玩票的人随便来的地方 You and all the other head cases that come in in that place.
你知道吗,也许你应该把你那头原谅色 You know, maybe you should replace that green shit
染成别的,这让你看起来神经兮兮的 with something stronger,you seem a little uptight.
什么? What?
她刚刚说什么? What did she just say?
谁知道呢 Who knows.
可能是想直接送你到医院 Probably something about putting you in the hospital.
无论怎样,你都不会被 Either way, you're not gonna be welcomed
这个俱乐部接受的 at the club pretty soon,
因为我们要收进一批新人 because we're bringing in a fresh breed of women,
格斗俱乐部是进行真正竞争的地方 a place like that should be about real competition.
是属于真正的战斗者,而不是什么小婊子的互助团 Real fighters, not a support group for basic bitches.
你无法决定谁才能加入那里好吗 You don't get to decide who comes to the club.
可能吧,但如果你非要老去那 Well, maybe not, but if you do decide to keep showing up,
你有一天就会发现你这么做 then one day you're gonna find yourself
就是与我为敌 standing across from me.
当到了那时候 And when that day comes,
我可不会手下留情 I'm gonna hurt you so badly.
好好想想,做个聪明人 Think it over, make the smart decision, cheers.
死对头,你吓不到我的 I'm not afraid of you Cobra Kai.
我不会因为任何人打退堂鼓 And I am not gonna back down from anyone,
特别是不会因为你 and especially not you.
你真是太可爱了 You're so cute.
我决定挑战你! So I challenge you!
什么? What?
你刚刚在说什么? What did she say?
我 I
挑战你 challenge you.
我接受了,挑个时间吧 And I accept, pick a time.
- 二十年后. - 两个月后 - In two decades. - Months.
二十年 Decades.
两个月 Two months.
你必须准备好,然后我们开战 You have to get ready and then we fight.
你知道吗,我也要挑战你 You know what Abu,I challenge you too.
是的,还有你,你们两个 Yeah, and you as well, both of you,
我要挑战你们两个 I challenge both of you.
你们两个可以为我和她的格斗热场 You guys can be the warmup to the main event, okay?
就像开胃小菜一样 The appetizer to the main course,
像吃正餐前的 a little amuse bush
一点消遣,明白吗? before the all you can eat buffet, kapeesh?
你最好小心点 You better watch your back.
是啊,你最好当心当心你自己吧 Yeah, well you better watch your front parts.
小心胸被人锤爆了 Punch your boobs.
该死 Shit.
你疯了吗? Are you out of your damn mind?
我把你带到这是为让你变好,不是找死 I brought you here to be a better person, not die as one.
让我来说清楚,你死定了 Let's make this crystal,you are a dead person, okay?
你挑战奥利维亚? You challenged Olivia?
你脑子装的是屎吗? 才让你这么做 What monumental brain fart caused this level of stupidity?
夏琳,这是你的错 This is your fault, Charleen.
怎么讲? How?
你给我看了我妈妈的视频 You showed me that video of my Mom.
好吧,我承认这是个坏主意 Well, for the record, it's a bad idea.
十分糟糕的主意 A really bad one.
就像在家得宝上厕所一样糟糕 Like using the bathroom in a Home Depot bad.
什么? What?
发生什么了? What's going on?
帮我个忙 Do me a favor.
装作不经意地向左回头 Casually look over your left shoulder.
天那,你这也太刻意了 God, you were so bad at that.
你看到那个靠墙站的女人了吗? You see that woman standing up against the wall?
我觉得她和墙已经融为一体了 I thought she was the wall.
她的名字是娜奥米 Her name is Naomi.
她超级牛掰 She's a total bad-ass.
她以前是常客,但现在不露面了 She was a regular, but she stopped showing up.
她只输过一次 Only ever lost one fight.
猜猜是谁打败了她? And guess who beat her?
哥斯拉 Godzilla.
接近 Close.
你妈妈 Your Mom.
为什么她又回来了? Why is she back?
为什么她要那样盯着我? And why is she staring at me like that?
可能是为了报仇 Probably for revenge.
你想,你妈妈是唯一打败她的人 See, your Mother was the only person that beat her.
所以她只能杀了你一雪前耻 So she has to kill you to restore families honor.
真是太好了 Great.
已经是第二次了,现在两个人都想干掉我 Second time here and already two people wanna kill me.
三个 Three.
我听说你也挑战诺尔了 I heard you challenged Noel as well.
哦,是的 Oh yeah.
- 蠢货! - 嗯-哼 - Idiot! - Mm-hm.
看你这漂亮的脸蛋 Ah, this pretty face.
要保不住了 You're gonna lose it.
准备好了吗? 姑娘们! Girls ready!
开打! And fight!
快,锁喉! Come on, choke her out!
打到她! Get her!
耶! Yeah!
胜者! Winner!
她打起来像是《黑客帝国》里的尼奥一样 She moves like Neo in "The Matrix".
嗯-哼 Mm-hm.
她为什么在看你? Why's she looking at you?
没有,我没有挑战她 Nope, I didn't challenge her.
胜者! Winner!
下一场是私怨之战! We got a grudge match!
姑娘们,准备好了吗? Girls, are you ready?
开战! And, fight!
来啊,贱货 Come on bitch.
你有什么招,莉佐? (莉佐是美国黑人女歌手) What you got Lizzo?
- 来啊,莎拉.麦克拉克兰. - 来啊,贱货 (莎拉.麦克拉克兰是加拿大白人女歌手) - Come on Sarah McLachlan. - Come on bitch.
就像你那些小狗一样,贱货 Same as them puppies, bitch.
嘿,别惹我的小狗,贱货 Hey, don't fuck with my puppies, bitch.
哦! Oh!
一, 二, 三! One, two, three!
她出局了! She's out, she's out, she's out!
胜者,在这里! Winner, right here!
- 你刚倒下了. - 还没他妈结束! - You were down! - This ain't fucking over!
- 嘿! - 还没结束, 熊! - Hey! - This ain't over, Bear!
我刚没倒下! I wasn't down!
你能怎样! Do something!
你被踢出俱乐部了! You're out of the club!
- 去他妈的! - 快他妈的走吧! - Fuck this shit! - Yeah, you fucking move!
- 他妈的见鬼! - 滚出去! - Fuck this shit! - Get out of here!
我要向条子举报这里! I'm gonna tell the cops about this place!
没错,这里是我的斗笼! That's right, it's my cage!
快他妈滚! Get the fuck out!
拜! Bye!
再见! See ya!
哦我的天 Oh my God.
好了 Well,
下一场到你了,洛奇 (洛奇是拳击电影《洛奇》的主角) you're up next, Rocky.
我觉得我要... I think I'm just gonna...
给我点时间 Just give me a second.
我就是和她打吗? That's who I'm fighting?
她有一条胳膊断了 She's got a broken arm.
我要手下留情吗? 还是怎么做? Do I go easy on her or what do I do?
你打第二场就以为自己是莎拉.康纳了吗? (莎拉.康纳是终结者系列的女主角) Your second fight and you're Sarah Connor now?
只是这看起来不公平 It just doesn't seem fair.
对你还是对她? On you or her?
往好的一面看 Look at the bright side,
一会儿打完,你可以说些又酷又讽刺的话 afterwards, you can say something cool and ironic,
像是"刚那场拳真让人解气" (双关刚那场拳卸掉了她的胳膊) like, "That fight was disarming."
我不会那么说的 I'm not gonna say that.
那你将错失一个千载难逢的机会 You'll miss an opportunity of a lifetime.
拳手准备! Fighters ready!
哦,注意她右手的进攻 Oh, watch out for her right.
一点都不好笑 That's not even funny.
开战! And, fight!
上,上,上！ Go, go, go!
脚,她的右脚 Foot, her right foot.
我应该说的更具体一些的 I should have been more specific.
对不起 I'm sorry.
安娜? Anna?
安娜 Anna.
又见面了 Hello again.
哦 Oh.
哦,哇 Oh, wow.
刚那场拳,挺解气的 That fight was, disarming.
是啊,我的看法是 Yeah, well my opinion,
你若是和她保持一臂以内的距离 it probably would have been better
结果可能会好些 to keep her in arms length.
喔,喔,喔,你要去哪? Whoa, whoa, whoa, where ya going?
奥,去找我的尊严 Well, to look for my dignity.
我知道它就在附近的某个地方 I know it's around here somewhere.
真的,我没事 Seriously, I'm fine.
也很感谢你照顾我 I appreciate you taking care of me too.
谢谢 Thank you.
没事 Well that's okay.
反正我只是个庸医 I'm a lousy doctor anyway.
我上的是俄亥俄州州立大学 I went to Ohio state.
医学院里一半的时间我都醉着 I was drunk half the time.
啊 Ah.
我就觉得我感到了你的不称职 I thought I sensed incompetence.
嘿,罗伊 Hey Roy.
还有邪恶 And evil.
我还感到我们周围有邪恶出现 I also sense the presence of evil among us.
嗨 Hi.
你,你准备好走了吗? You, you ready to go?
准备好去哪啊? Ready to go where?
奥利维亚和我要去喝点东西,喝几杯 Olivia and I were gonna have some drinks, a couple drinks.
嗯,那真是太棒了 Hmm, that's wonderful.
是啊,你有机会见过安娜了吗? Yeah, have you had a chance to meet Anna yet?
有啊,其实我们已经在 Yeah, actually we had a,
今天早些时候愉快地聊了一会儿 a delightful little chat earlier today.
没错,然后 We sure did, and oh,
我想我不小心听到她问谁 I thought I overheard her ask someone about the best
治梅毒最好的药是什么 medication was for syphilis.
所以或许你可以在今晚喝酒时 So maybe you can pick Dr. Roy's brain
可以问问罗伊医生的意见 about that over drinks tonight.
- 好了. - 好了 - Anyway, - Anyway.
我就不耽误你们俩了 I shouldn't keep you two.
梅毒,对! Syphilis, yep!
很厉害的! It's a real thing, you know!
把半个世界都没法击败的希特勒都打倒了 Took down Hitler when half the world couldn't.
你迟到了 You're late.
是你说早上七点的啊 It's 7:00 AM like you said.
如果你早到,你就是准时的 If you're early,you're on time,
如果你准时到,那你就迟到了 and if you're on time, you're late.
我不明白 That's very confusing.
没有下次了,好吗 Don't let it happen again, okay.
如果你再迟到,我就立马走人 And if you do, I'm gone.
戴上那个 Put that on.
从我听说的来看,如果你被击中头部 From what I hear, if you get punched in the head,
你就会倒地,这就让取胜有些困难 you fall down, makes it kind of hard to win a fight.
所以我们要怎么克服那个呢? So how are we gonna fix that?
我不知道 I don't know.
这里的克洛伊会多次击打你的头部 Chloe here is going to punch you in the head a few times.
什么? What?
感觉怎么样? How does that feel?
非常不舒服! Really uncomfortable!
是的,脑袋被打本身 Yeah, it's an uncomfortable thing
就是个不舒服的事 to get punched in the head.
不,不,不,不,不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
怎么了? What?
若我试着还击不是更好吗? Isn't it better if I try to fight her back?
不,你需要先学会挨打 No, you need to learn how to take a punch.
- 继续. - 什么? - Let's go. - What?
哦天啊,真疼! Oh Jesus, that hurts!
当然疼,因为训练就是痛苦的 Yes it does, because it's painful to train,
竞技就是痛苦的 it's painful to compete,
但没有比胜利的快感 but there's nothing more pleasurable
更让人愉悦的事了 than the thrill of victory.
这难道不是你想要的 Isn't it you that wanted this celebration
无论在格斗场内外都永保人类精神的颂扬 of the human spirit both in and out of the ring?
啊? Huh?
这个训练会帮到你的 This is only gonna help you.
哦,这就是扯淡! Oh, this is bullshit!
我还要被这样打多久? How much longer am I gonna have to take this?
直到你再也受不了为止 Until you can't take it anymore.
但我现在就已经受不了了! But I can't take it anymore!
我忘了什么吗? What am I missing?
酒吗? Drink?
没错 Yeah.
嗨 Hi.
我们没有开门 We're not open.
哦,门是开着的,所以我以为 Oh, the door was open so I just thought-
我们晚上有个展览揭幕 We have an opening tonight.
艺术家会出席 The artist was bumping in.
你看上去眼熟,我在哪见过你吗? You look familiar, do I know you from somewhere?
哦,在那个咖啡店里! Oh, at that coffee shop!
我挑战了你在格斗俱乐部打了一场 I challenged you to a fight at the Fight Club.
我们在外面能说格斗俱乐部的事吗? Are we even allowed to talk about the Fight Club?
我能为你做什么? What can I do for you?
哦,对 Oh, right.
其实我是来找工作的 I'm actually looking for a job.
我有很多在咖啡厅工作的经验 I have lots of cafe experience.
这事你不该和我说 I'm not the one you should be speaking with.
哦,那我该和谁说? Oh, who might that be?
在那里面 In there.
哦 Oh.
好的,多谢 Okay, thanks.
该死 Shit.
嗨,安娜 Hi, Anna.
你在这干什么呢? 你个小偷窥狂 What are you doing here, you little peeping Tom?
我是觉得这种裤子使我的臀部看起来很赞 I mean, I think my ass looks great in these pants,
但没想到 but damn.
嘿,奥利维亚 Hey Olivia.
不,不是 No, no.
我其实是个狂热的艺术爱好者 I am actually a huge art lover.
- 所以艺术把我吸引进来了. - 哦,对啊 - And so the art drew me in. - Oh, yes.
- 拉里真是太不可思议了,对吗? - 是的 - Larry is incredible, right? - Yeah.
是啊,我也觉得 Yeah, I know.
让他在这里办揭幕展真是太难了 It was a real coup to get him to open here.
我想也是 I bet.
你在画廊里健身吗? And do you work out in a gallery.
是啊,当这里都是你的 Yeah, you can work out anywhere you want
你想在哪键身都可以 when you own the space.
这家画廊是你的吗 You own the gallery?
嗯-哼 Mm-hm.
其实整座楼都是我的 Actually, I own the whole building.
哦-哇,那真是... Oh wow, that's...
我很有钱 Super baller.
是啊,有钱人,真好 Yeah, ballers, great.
安娜,你是个谎话精 Anna, you're a liar.
什么? What?
其实,你一点也不在乎艺术 Yeah, you don't give a shit about art.
你也不在乎拉里 You don't care about Larry.
但我爱拉里 But I love Larry.
你连他是谁都不知道,对吗? You don't even know who he is, do you?
我当然知道 I sure do.
你来这儿是因为你想知道 You came here because you wanted to get
我和那个好医生约会的内幕,对吗? the low down on my date with the good doctor, didn't you?
啊哈,你个下流的小坏蛋! Uh-huh, you filthy little Minx, you!
不,不,我没有 No, no, I did not.
- 所以想像一下. - 不 - So picture this. - No.
- 两具完美的裸体. - 我不想去想 - Two perfect naked bodies - I don't want to.
结合为一体 coming together as one flesh
然后是数小时纯粹的 for hours of pure unadulterated,
- 肉欲的愉悦. - 我只是,不 - in carnal, pleasure. - Yeah, I just, no.
- 一次又一次. - 我不在乎 - Over. - I don't care.
我爱拉里,拉里的复合媒材 I love Larry, Larry's mixed media.
是我的最爱 My favorite.
越复合越好! The more mixed up the better!
你该来看我们做的 You should have seen us.
哦,其实你完全可以 Oh, actually you totally can,
因为我们把全程都录下来了 because we recorded the whole thing.
我会发给你的 I'll just pop it on over to you,
刚好现在我有你的邮箱了 now that I have your email.
哦对,不,我只是 Oh right, no, I just-
哦,安娜 Oh Anna.
我只是想告诉你 I just wanted to tell you.
我们招人是十分严格的 We have a really strict employment policy.
是的,我们不招 Yeah, we just don't hire
意志脆弱的金发女 weak minded blondes.
滚吧,还穿妈妈裤 Walk away Mom jeans.
滚吧 Walk away.
- 这是紧身牛仔裤. - 嗯-哼 - These are tight. - Uh-huh.
克洛伊,如果你想要签证 You know Chloe, you want that visa,
就跟我结婚 I say we get married.
嘿弗兰奇,把头套带上 Hey Frenchie heads up.
我们训练吧 Let's go.
能让我先喝完吗? Can I finish my drink?
不行 No.
我就知道她会回来 I knew she'd be back.
再来! More!
弗兰奇,快打我! Come on Frenchie, give it to me!
你就这点本事? Is that all you got?
打我,再来! Go, again!
打我! Go!
来啊! Come on!
打,再来,再来! Go, again, again!
来啊,你是废物吗? Come on, what are you, a wimp?
用点力,打! Give it harder, go!
对,这才对! Yeah, that's right!
干嘛,再来! What, come on!
哦,耶,耶,再重点! Ooh, yep, yep, more gently!
这才对,这才对 That's right, that's right.
你打不动了? Are you done?
是的 Yeah.
下一项是什么? So what's next?
不错 Not bad.
很不错 Not bad at all.
一,挥拳! One, sweep!
二,挥拳! Two, sweep!
三! Three!
错了! No!
你打拳根本不像女的! You don't even hit like a girl!
简直就像只猫! You hit like a cat!
像只打不了拳的猫 Like a cat that can't box.
好了,继续! Okay, come on!
继续,继续! Keep going, keep moving!
看来我要喝不少了 I'm gonna need a lot of drinks.
我做不到 I can't do it.
我们继续 Let's move on.
啊! Ah!
喔! Ow!
啊,好疼啊! Ah, ah that hurts!
实战也会很疼,现在继续 So does hitting a real person, now come on,
让我看看你的实力! show me something!
看我,每次都要借肩膀的力量挥拳 Watch me, you're always loading from the shoulder.
好的 Okay.
她头真硬 She has a really hard head.
没错 She certainly does.
煞! Sa!
酥! Su!
咋! Zi!
你这样打是来搞笑的吗? 好了 You're very funny by the way, okay.
看我 Watch me.
不要花拳绣腿 Make it count.
就是这样! That's it!
现在他妈的给我打这个沙袋! Well now hit the fucking bag!
我在打沙袋啊! I did hit the bag!
挥拳,三! Swing, three!
弯腰躲拳,再打! And duck, sweep!
你没躲拳! You didn't duck!
这样好多了,好多了! That's better, that's better!
没错! Yeah!
她还在训练啊 She's still going.
她练了多久了? How long has she lasted?
你还好吗? Are you okay?
很好 Yeah.
安娜 Anna.
安娜,醒醒 Anna, wake up.
什么? What?
我又晕倒了吗? Did I get knocked out again?
没有,但我觉得你迷倒了我 No, but I think you're a complete knockout.
我最近一直想着你 You know, I've been thinking a lot about you lately.
事实上,你让我魂牵梦绕 Actually, you're all I've been thinking about.
那奥利维亚呢? What about Olivia?
谁? Who?
答得好 Good answer.
我现在真的很想亲你 I really wanna kiss you right now
然后上床,可以吗? and have lots of sex,would that be okay?
我完全同意 I'm feeling extremely consensual.
哦,天那,你湿透了 Oh my God,you are all wet.
你说的没错 You bet your ass I am.
不,你全身都湿了 No, you're literally like all wet.
想被水浸过了一样 Like saturated.
你浑身都湿透了 You're drenched.
哦,我的天啊 Oh my God.
发生了什么? What's happening?
哦天那,连做个梦都不行! Oh God, I can't even dream right!
欧! Ow!
你他妈的? What the fuck?
你来这是看什么病? And you're here about?
我可能组织损伤了? Possible tissue damage?
哪里? Where?
下面这里 Down, down there.
是啊,你用了什么? Okay, what'd you use?
椰子 A coconut?
哦不,不是我用了椰子 Oh no, not on myself.
把这句话写进去 Put that in the chart.
不是椰子插进了,是椰子踢到了我的下体 No coconut was inserted, it was kicked into my cooch.
一个椰子踢到了我的下体 I had a coconut kicked in my cooch.
快速说十遍 Try saying that 10 times fast.
一个椰子踢到了我的下体 Got a coconut kicked in my cooch.
一个椰子 Got a coconut.
是的,很难说呢 Yeah, hard.
知道了 Okay.
好的 Okay.
李医生会很快过来 Dr. Lee will be with you soon.
太好了 Great.
你好,小姐 Hello mister,
我是你今天的医生 I'll be your doctor for the day.
嗨,哇,靠 Hi, wow, shit.
我不知道你在这工作 I didn't, I didn't know you worked here.
对,我是名医生 Well, yeah, I'm a doctor.
是的 Yeah.
这是镇上唯一的医院,所以 It's the only hospital in town.
没错,好方便啊 Right, yeah, well, how convenient.
对 Yeah.
啊你看,我刚坐在电脑前 Well, look, I was just sitting front of the computer.
看到你的名字出现在名单上 I saw your name pop up on the admittance list.
发生了什么? What's going on?
这的... Well...
呃,你知道,我只是... Eh, you know what, I'm just...
不,不,不,你不用看 Oh no, no, no, you don't have to look.
我可以直接告诉你 I'll just tell you.
不是插进去,是踢到了 It's not inserted, but kicked.
真是万幸 Well that's a relief.
是的 Yeah.
如果是前者而不是后者 If it was the former and not the latter
那你就要在提华纳, 而不是医院了 I'd say you belonged in Tijuana and not a hospital.
是的,没错 Yeah, right.
你现在还疼吗? You're in any pain right now?
我觉得我要尴尬死了,还疼 I think I'm dying of embarrassment, yeah.
这样,建议你接下来一周 Well, I'd lay low with the, you know,
不要进行性交活动 sexual activity for a week or so.
这不是问题 That won't be a problem.
我在自我禁欲 I'm on a self-imposed abstinence.
那你抑制力很强啊 That's very strong-willed of you.
谢谢 Thanks.
那你呢? So what about you?
我吗? What about me?
你,你和奥利维亚的约会怎么样? How was, how was your date with Olivia?
哦 Oh.
你也在禁欲吗? Did you practice abstinence?
喔! Woo!
是的,那晚有点疯狂 Yeah, things got a little crazy.
- 哦, - 那晚我们 - Oh. - That night we drank
喝了很多龙舌兰 a lot of tequila.
你知道我什么意思吧? You know what I mean?
说实话,我都不是自己了 I wasn't myself, if I'm being totally honest.
是的,不,不,你不用跟我解释 Yeah, no, no, you don't have to explain.
医生,你要洗手准备做手术了 Doctor, we need you to scrub up.
一名22岁的男性胸部中枪 22 year old male GSW to the chest.
救护车一分钟后就到 Ambulance is about a minute out.
好的,小姐,我要走了 Okay Miss, well I gotta go.
我等下再来看你好吗? I'll see you later though, okay?
我简直疯了 I'm a psycho.
哦 Oh.
那么 So.
你是那个椰子女吗? You're a coconut lady, huh?
是我 Yep, that's me.
看来现在这就是我的名字了 Might as well make that my legal name from now on, right?
躺下去 Lean back.
好吧 Okay.
我是夏琳,你知道要干嘛! It's Charleen, you know what to do!
嘿夏,我真的需要喝一杯 Hey C, I really need a drink.
我们奇基酒吧见 Meet me at Cheeky's.
嘿,宝贝! Hey honey!
爸爸? Dad?
哦我的天啊,你在这干什么? Oh my God, what are you doing here?
那你在这干嘛? What are you doing here?
你要告诉我吗? Something you'd like to tell me?
哦我的天 Oh my God.
不,我约了夏琳出来喝酒 No, I'm having a drink with Charleen.
你去做了美黑吗? Did you get a spray tan?
没有,只是因为整理花园晒黑了 No, I was working the garden.
穿着烫金短裤浇花吗? With a bronzing hose?
别说了! Shut up!
查克在这吗? Is Chuck here?
不在,他在加班 No, he's working late.
他有一个大的离婚案要处理 He's got a big divorce case.
好的 Okay.
那么我可以跟你喝一杯 Well I can, I can join you for a drink.
通常情况下,我会很乐意 Normally I would love to,
但我等下要去别的地方 but I've got some place to go.
- 真的吗? - 是的 - Really? - That's right.
有人邀请我参加派对 I got invited to a party.
一个男的进来发了这些派对邀请函 A guy came in and was handing these
就在你进来之前 party carrots out right before you came.
是群交趴,爸爸 Orgy Dad.
这不是休闲娱乐,这是放纵滥交 This doesn't say party, it says orgy.
你是被邀请参加群交趴 You've been invited to an orgy.
这个O看上去就是P That O looks just like a P,
现在谁还会用草体写字? and who in the hell writes in cursive anymore?
爸爸,直接回家吧,在家里等查克 Dad, just go home, wait for Chuck,
和查克上床 have all the Chuck sex you want.
和查克来一场性交趴 Have a Chuck orgy.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
你看起来有点生气 You seem upset.
不,只是.., No, it's just,
我从没想过会和我爸在一家同性恋酒吧 I never expected to be with my Dad in a gay bar
讨论群交趴 talking about orgies.
我让你觉得尴尬吗? Are you embarrassed by me?
没有,我没有觉得尴尬 No, I'm not embarrassed.
我只是,还在消化这些信息 I'm just, I'm still processing it all.
我大半辈子都在试图消化 I've been processing this most of my life.
我想通了 I'm done.
我就是我,这也是我想要成为的样子 I am who I am and this is who I'm gonna be.
我费了很大得劲去发现自我,你呢? I fought hard to find myself, what about you?
爱你宝贝儿 Love you sweetie.
哦,太棒了 Oh yeah.
♪
准备,一! Ready one!
挥拳,二! Sweep, two!
挥拳,三! Sweep, three!
挥拳,四! Sweep, four!
挥拳! Sweep!
- 这只手打出去. - 好的 - This hand goes out. - Yeah.
这只手举起来 This hands up.
这只手打出去然后举起来,彭彭! This hand goes out and this hands up, bang, bang!
彭彭! Bang, bang!
上勾拳! Uppercut!
好的,再来一次,准备 Okay, again, ready?
一,一,二,三！ One, one, two, three!
再来,彭! Again, bang!
就是那样,一 That's it, one,
二 two,
三! three!
出租零售空间 打电话吧
谢谢 Thank you.
一,一,二！ One, one, two!
一,一,二! One, one, two!
一,一,二,三! One, one, two, three!
再来一个勾拳! One more hook!
Brimley资金 国际银行
哦,拜托! Oh come on!
逐客通知
拒 绝
嘿! 嘿! Hey! Hey!
嘿! Hey!
你照顾过小孩吗? You do you do any babysitting?
我没有孩子,但是我们能弄几个出来 I don't have any kids, but we can work something out.
那是我的教练 That's my coach.
你们离他远点! You get away from him!
我不知道那是什么意思 I don't know what that means,
但是这个格斗俱乐部听起来有点残酷 but this Fight Club sounds a little ruthless.
你根本没戏 You wouldn't stand a chance.
她们对你说了什么? What'd they say to you?
那一点儿也不重要 It doesn't really matter.
重要的是这两位女士 What matters is both of these ladies
似乎都很看中你 seem to be taking you very seriously.
干它! Hit it!
就是那样,再来一次! That's it, again!
嘭,就是那样! Bang, that's it!
把沙包打成汉堡! Try to make a hamburger!
天那! Jesus Christ!
你像一只凶猛的大白鲨 You're like a fucking Great White shark.
看看你 Look at you.
喔! Wow!
恭喜你,安娜,那场比赛太精彩了 Congratulations Anna, that fight was incredible.
谢谢 Thanks.
等一下,我能和你聊两句吗? Hold on, can I talk to you for a second?
瑞,你有什么事吗? What do you want Ray?
嗯,自从你去了急诊室 Well, ever since you came into the ER,
我感觉你一直都在 I just feel like you've been going
刻意避开我 out of your way to avoid me.
我想知道原因 I was wondering why.
只是我打赢的比赛更多了 I've just been winning more.
我不在需要你的服务了 I haven't needed your services.
你应该离开了 You should probably leave.
什么? What?
为什么? Why?
你不应该看下一场格斗 You shouldn't see this next fight.
啊,很好,那我现在就要去看下一场格斗 Well, great, now all I wanna do is see this next fight.
不要! No!
你为什么不阻止呢? Why did you let this happen?
奥利维亚挑战她们三个 Olivia challenged all three.
没有明文条例去制止它 There is no rule against it.
- 应该有. - 好,打啊! - Should be. - Yeah, fight!
这太疯狂了 This is crazy.
嗯-哼 Mm-hm.
好了,斗士们! All right fighters!
规则向来都是一对一 Same rules as on one on,
但这次是三对一! but this is three on one!
哦,天那 Oh my God.
准备,开打! Ready, fight!
真要命 Holy shit.
她一直都留有后手 She's been holding back.
嘿! Hey!
明晚我们在这儿见 I'll see you in here tomorrow night.
我退出 I quit.
我要退出! I quit!
什么? What?
夏琳,我不装了,好吗! I am done Charleen, okay!
我不想再装了 I am done pretending.
我不是我母亲 I am not my Mom.
如果你退出的话,那你永远都成为不了 And you never will be if you quit.
别这样,你那么努力! Come on, you worked so hard!
是的,但它给了我什么? Yeah, and what's it gotten me?
我能打打拳? I can take and throw a punch?
好极了! Great!
但是离开了这儿到现实世界中 But out here in the real world,
我的生活仍是一团糟! my life is still a shit pile!
如果明天你不跟奥利维亚比赛 If you don't fight Olivia tomorrow,
你就永远都不能再回来 you can never come back.
也许这对大家都好,对吧 Well it's probably best for everyone, all right.
抱歉,我不干了 Sorry, I'm done.
安娜 Anna.
安娜! Anna!
该死! Damn it!
嗨,小豆芽菜 Hey Twiggy.
你应该在拳馆的 You're supposed to be at the gym.
我告诉过你如果你再迟到我们就玩完了 I told you if you were late again we're done,
而且你来的太晚了 and you're very late,
但是因为你那出乎意料的进步 but because of your exceptional progress,
我再给你一次机会,走吧 I'm gonna give you one free pass, so let's go.
或者我们可以一起看看风景 Or we could just take in the scenery.
什么都没变,墨菲 Nothing's changed Murph.
我不知道我想让这场比赛给我带来什么 I don't know what I thought this fight would give me,
但我的问题依旧存在 but I still have all the same problems.
糟糕透了 Totally broke.
重新开业的希望渺茫 No closer to reopening a business,
而且我也绝对扭转不了局面 and I have absolutely no prospects of turning things around.
你知道蛋糕上的糖霜是什么吗? And you know what the icing on the shit cake would be?
奥利维亚 Olivia.
我是说,这不是一个图书管理员,或者是一个断了胳膊的女人 I mean, this isn't a librarian or a woman with a broken arm.
而是一个能造成持久伤害的人 This is someone who can do long lasting damage.
我很害怕和他打 I'm too scared to fight her.
所以 So,
我退出 I'm quitting.
但是你一直为此训练 But you've trained for this,
如果我觉得你没准备好的话 and I wouldn't let you fight
我是不会让你打的 if I didn't think you were ready.
现在你要做的就是放下恐惧和迟疑 All you need to do now is leave behind fear and doubt,
然后迈出勇敢的最后一步 and take that final step to bravery.
说起来容易做起来难 It's easier said than done.
我要怎么做呢? How do I do that?
我展示给你看 I'll show you.
好的 Okay,
你会喜欢这个的 you go like this.
我不明白 I don't get it.
好的,我再做一次 Okay, I'll do it one more time.
就像这样 Like that.
你瞧,当你今晚和功夫芭比打的时候 You see, when you're fighting Kung Fu Barbie tonight,
除了这个你什么都不用想 you don't think about anything else but this,
场外是恐惧 outside the ropes is fear,
但是你走进擂台 but you take one single step into the ring
你就是勇敢的 and you are brave.
这个世界也是如此,安娜 And the same thing goes for this world, Anna.
唯一能分开恐惧和勇敢的东西 The only thing that separates fear from bravery
就是这一小步 is one small step.
所以你接受挑战吗? So are you gonna take it?
你是从优酷上学来的,是吗? You got that from YouTube, didn't you?
是的 Yeah.
但它还不错,是吧? It's good though, huh?
你可能也给了舒克.雷同样好的建议 And you probably give the same great advice to Sugar Ray.
- 哈? - 很对 - Huh? - Pretty much.
我是说,站在成千上万的粉丝面前 I mean, it's scary getting up there
是一件可怕的事 in front of thousands of adoring fans,
特别是当那些歌曲在现场听起来 especially when those songs don't sound
没有和你录的歌一样好听的时候 the same live as they do when you record them.
等一下 Wait.
等一等 Hold on.
你训练过舒克.雷乐队吗? You trained Sugar Ray the band?
是的,是为了第一次世界巡演去训练他们 Yeah, I mean only for their first world tour,
但那是很累人的 but those things are grueling.
你要知道马克.麦格拉斯 I mean Mark McGrath,
他总是醉醺醺的 he was ripped.
当然了! Of course!
有什么好笑的? What's so funny?
没什么,我... Nothing I...
"每天早上"是一个被误解的梗 "Every Morning" is a misunderstood classic.
误解有点轻描淡写了 Misunderstood is an understatement.
嘿 Hey,
你知道该怎么做 you got this.
迫不得已的时候 If all else fails,
用头撞 use your head.
你从没说我该怎么报答你 Hey, you never told me what I owe you for helping me out.
那就帮我付酒吧的账单吧 Just pay my bar bill.
爸爸 Dad?
查克 Chuck.
发生了什么? What happened?
搞什么,爸爸? What the hell, Dad?
心脏病发作? A heart attack?
有多糟糕? How bad is it?
你还没让查克说完你就把电话挂了 You didn't let Chuck finish before you hung up on him.
只是轻微的心脏病发作 I had a mild heart attack.
我今晚就能回家了 I could be home tonight.
哦,天那 Oh God.
是什么引发的? Well, what triggered it?
你在卧室对他做了什么? What the hell are you doing to him in the bedroom?
其实是在洗衣机上面 Actually, it was on top of a washing machine.
经典场面 A classic.
她又在这干嘛? And what is she doing here?
你居然先给她打电话,而不是我? You really called her before me?
我需要她带点东西过来 I needed her to bring something.
这是什么? What is this?
俱乐部,或者至少是资产 It's the club, or at least the property.
是的,我知道 Yeah, I knew.
你妈妈在那个俱乐部不仅仅是打拳的 Your Mom did more than fight at that club.
你妈妈拥有它,现在它是你的了 Your Mom owned it, and now you do.
你现在毕竟无家可归 And you're homeless after all.
你应该买了它 You should sell it.
偿还你的债务 Pay off your debt's.
你知道的,重新开始 You know, start afresh.
我现在要过去了 I'm gonna head over there now.
在你关掉它之前进行最后一场赛 Get in one last fight before you shut us down.
罗伊 Roy.
怎么样? What up?
你感觉怎么样爱德? How ya feeling Ed?
很好,我感觉很不错 Good, I feel really good.
好的,如果你感觉不错的话 Yeah, well if you're feeling really good,
那就不必待在医院里了 then you shouldn't be in the hospital.
我要下班了,但是李医生 I'm taking off, but Dr. Lee's
会过来给你办理出院 gonna come in and discharge you.
谢谢 Thanks.
回头见 I'll see ya.
在我和查克出手前把他追到手 Go get him before Chuck and I do.
哦,天那,他简直是个香饽饽 Oh my God, that is some ginger candy.
拿下他 Get it.
去追他,女儿 Go get him, girl.
好吧 Okay.
哦,我的天 Oh my God.
别又在我身上昏过去了 Don't ever pass out inside of me again.
所以 So,
你是一个洗衣工,对吗? you're a washing machine man, huh?
他喜欢这样转圈 He loves his spin cycle.
我是那种不需要“熨烫”的人 I'm kind of a permanent press guy myself.
是啊,所以 Yeah, so.
罗伊,等一下 Roy, wait.
听着,我想向你道歉 Look, please, I just wanna apologize
我不该忽视你 for ignoring you.
只是 It's just that,
我真的很喜欢你 I really like you,
而且,也轮不到我来管你和谁上床 and it's not my place to judge who you have sex with.
我没有和奥利维亚上床 I did not have sexual with Olivia.
哦 Oh.
为什么? Why?
我是说 I mean,
当她把尖锐的胸部压在你身上的时候 did it hurt too much when she laid on top of you
你是不是觉得很疼? with her razor blade nipples?
好吧,嗯,听好了 Okay, yeah, well listen.
那个晚上,是有点疯狂 That night, got a little crazy, okay.
对,我们去了她家 Yeah, we went back to her place.
很明显,我们都喝多了 Obviously both had too much to drink,
我们发展迅速 things escalated,
那感觉很奇怪 it was weird.
我硬不起来 I couldn't get it up.
什么? What?
嗯,你对我当时的处境过于同情了 Yeah, your sympathy for my situation is overwhelming.
对不起,只是 Sorry, it's just,
我觉得一个好医生应该会有那方面的药 I mean a good doctor knows they have pills for that.
小的,蓝色的 Small, blue.
好了,我没硬起来 Okay, I couldn't get it up
是因为我当时想到了你 'cause I was thinking of you.
哇 Wow.
我澄清一下 Let me clarify that statement.
好的,当然 Okay, yeah.
我想看看你怎么把这件事圆回来 I'd love to see you walk that one back.
我没有办法和她上床是因为 I couldn't get it up with her because
我想和你上床 I wanted to be with you.
因为我可以, 就是 Because I can, you know.
我可以起来的 I can get it up.
- 哦. - 就像我说的 - Oh. - Like, I'm talking.
我可以,硬起来 I can, way up.
就是,勃起 Like, way up.
一柱擎天的那种 Like, up.
我可以带你去那个小房间给你展示一下 I'll take you right in that closet and rock your world.
- 哦. - 现在就可以 - Oh. - Right now.
- 哇. - 我现在休息 - Wow. - I've got a break.
- 这样. - 我今天的工作都完成了 - Well. - I'm done for the day.
这样吧 Okay.
现在不太合适,你觉得呢? It's a little bad timing, don't you think?
我是说,我爸由于性行为 I mean, we're 20 yards away
导致心脏病发作 from where my Dad is recovering
我们现在离他的病房只有18米的距离 from a sexually related heart attack.
更可况 Not to mention,
我晚上要跟一个忍者拉拉队队长格斗 I have to fight a ninja cheerleader tonight.
哦,所以你要和奥利维亚打拳? Oh, so you're gonna fight Olivia?
嗯 Yeah.
是的 Yeah.
对 Yup.
就是这样的 Yeah, I guess I am.
好吧,至少让我开车 All right, well, at least let me
送你去俱乐部 give you a ride to the club.
先去那个小房间待会儿,好吗? Maybe a little ride in the closet first though, huh?
哦管他呢 Oh fuck it.
女士们,这是一场大战! This is the big one ladies!
俱乐部有史以来 One of the most anticipated match ups
最值得期待的比赛之一! in the history of our club!
准备好欢呼叫喊吧! Let's get prepared to rumble!
还有一个更常见的说法 There is a more common phrase,
但是已经被政府征用了! but it is federally trademarked!
好了,让我们映出我们的守擂者! All right, let's bring out our challengee!
一个骨瘦如柴的婊子 Weighing in at a total skinny bitch,
她战无不胜! she's undefeated!
她就是奥利维亚.米勒! It's Olivia Mayhem Miller!
接下来是我们的挑战者 And our challenger!
因为一时精神错乱 She wanted this fight
她发起了这场战斗! for reasons of temporary insanity!
她是我们伟大创始人 She is the offspring of our
玛丽.温科姆的女儿! great founder, Mary Wynncomb!
掌声送给安娜.温科姆! Give it up for Anna WildCard Wynncomb!
这是我的入场音乐吗? This is my music?
这不是我选的 I didn't choose it.
就是往前一小步 Just one small step.
加油,加油. 耶! Go, go, go, yeah!
- 你可以做到的! - 来吧! - You can do this! - Come on!
安娜的赔率是多少? What are the odds on Anna?
一千比一? 1,000 to one?
我下注一美元们 I got a dollar for that.
反正她也不会赢 She ain't gonna win anyway.
谢谢了,姐妹 Thank you, girl.
战士们,准备! Fighters, ready!
开打! And, fight!
你准备好流血了吗? You ready to bleed?
当然,但是要再等一个月! Yeah, but not for like another month!
现在别说笑话了! This is the wrong time for a period joke!
开始了! There ya go!
太好了! Yes!
- 起来! - 继续! - Get up! - Come on!
好啊 Good.
好了,注意脖子! Okay, watch the neck!
现在继续,打吧! Come on now, fight!
快点起来! Let's go, get up!
快,起来,起来! Come on, get up, get up!
很好,你需要拍垫认输吗? Good, you need to tap out?
啊,去你的吧! Ah, there we go!
来吧,宝贝! Come on baby!
哦! Oh!
加油,起来! Come on, get up!
加油,姐妹,起来,加油! Come on girl, get up, come on!
你还好吗,你还好吗? You good, you good?
继续,耶,耶! Let's go, yeah, yeah!
放弃吧,你已经不需要再证明什么了! Stay down, you don't have anything left to prove!
放弃吧! Stay down!
耶,耶,耶,耶,耶！ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
你要起来,你要起来吗? You getting up, you getting up?
好的 All right.
快点,熊,阻止她吧.事情已经不对了 Come on Bear, stop the fight man, this is not right.
你坚持不住的话就拍垫认输吧 Tap out if you need to!
拍垫认输 Tap out.
你还好吗? You good?
来啊! Come on!
继续啊! Let's go!
- 快起来! - 很好 - Come on, get up! - All right.
起来! Get up!
哦! Oh!
安娜,放弃吧! Anna, stay down!
放弃吧,所有人都知道 Stay down, everyone knows you're
你和你母亲一样脆弱 weak just like your Mom.
如果迫不得已,就用你的头 If all else fails, use your head.
起来,起来,起来! Get up, get up, get up!
- 熊! - 你还好吗? - Bear! - You guys good?
你想认输吗? You wanna tap out?
她刚刚是把这个婊子打趴下了吗? Did she just knock this bitch out?
谁先起来,谁就赢了! Whoever gets up first is the winner!
谁先起来! Whoever gets up first!
加油! Come on!
加油,加油 Come on, come on.
听我说,听我说! Listen to me, listen to me!
加油,起来! Come on, get up!
加油 Come on.
熊,抓住她! Get her Bear!
胜者! Winner!
姐妹,我刚刚赢了一千块! Girl, I just won $1,000!
胜者! Winner!
安娜,你还好吗? Anna, you okay?
我不知道 I don't know.
但是你现在应该先去看看她 But you should be checking out her right now.
嘿! Hey!
我从来没有像现在这样 I've never been more attracted to you
被你吸引过! than I am right now!
我刚刚赚了一千块! I just made $1,000, ting!
你只在我身上下注了一美元吗? You only bet a dollar on me?
我没有多余的零钱了! I didn't have any coin!
这是我见过最厉害的事情了 That was the most bad ass thing I have ever seen.
你的头到底是用什么做的? What the hell were those head butts?
我在和墨菲一起练习的时候 I think all the practicing with Murphy,
我发现我的头特别硬 I found out that I have a really hard.
哦天那 Oh shit.
喔 Ow.
是啊,头真铁啊 Yeah, it's like steel in there.
你是我见过 One of the hardest noggins
最顽强的人之一 I've ever encountered.
疼死了,别动! That hurts, stop!
我都能听到我的脑子在叮当作响 I can hear clanging in my brain.
叮当作响吗? Clanging?
哦,天那! Oh shit!
贝蒂! Betty!
那个贱人真的出卖了我们... Bitch really did sell us...
警察来了! Cops!
这是一场全员运动! It's game player!
我来指挥! I'm on it!
发生了什么事? What the hell is going on?
所有人听好了 Well, everybody listen up.
我们被突袭了 We're about to get raided.
熊在开门让我们逃走 Bear's unlocking the door to the way out.
你们要穿过栅栏上的一个缺口 You're gonna go through a hole in the fence,
然后到达高速公路,就可以回家了! then under the freeway, you'll be home free!
走吧! Go!
快点,走啊,走啊! Come on, let's go, let's go!
快点,走啊,走啊 Come on, let's go, let's go.
快点,走啊 Come on, let's go.
快走,快走 Come on, come on.
小心点 Be careful, be careful.
快点 Come on.
我以前觉得这是我的 I was sure this was mine.
但是你现在 But you've become
变得很厉害 one hell of a fighter.
干得漂亮 Good job.
快点,走了 Come on, let's go.
安娜,醒醒! Earth to Anna!
你总是用头撞人吗? Is it always headbutts?
快点,姑娘,这不是演习,快走! Come on, girl, there's a goddamn raid, let's go!
我母亲建立了这个地方,现在我是领袖 My Mom built this ship and now I'm the captain.
所以我要跟这里共存亡 So I'm going down with it.
好的,我是警察,所以我要溜了 Okay, well I'm a cop so I'm gonna scoot out,
但是我对你晚上的表现感到骄傲 but I am so proud of you tonight.
我有前科,但是,干得漂亮,领袖 And I got priors, but hey, good job captain.
安娜,你在干嘛呀? Anna, what are you doing?
快点,走啊 Come on, let's go.
不,你快离开这里 No, you get out of here.
这里不值得你丢掉你的行医执照,好吗? This is not worth you losing your medical license, right?
虽然你是一个庸医 Even if you are a lousy doctor.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
你所说的每句话 Anything you say can and will be held
都将在法庭上用作对你不利的证词 against you in the court of law.
你有权请律师 You have the right to an attorney.
如果你负担不起 If you cannot afford one,
我们将为你指派一位 one will be appointed to represent you.
清楚了吗? Do you understand?
嘿,你怎么进来的? Hey, what are you in for?
寻衅滋事 Assault and battery,
过失伤人,非法集会 gross negligence, unlawful assembly,
扰乱治安 disturbing the peace,
无证参与格斗 and promoting fights without a license.
我都不知道那还需要证 I didn't know that existed.
是啊 Yeah.
温康姆 Wynncomb.
我在 Yeah, present.
你被保释了 You made bail.
你可以走了 You're out of here.
什么? What?
操 Fuck.
等等 Wait.
是你? You?
没错,是我 Yeah, me.
夏琳,我知道你现在 Charleen, I know you don't have
手边没有闲钱 that kind of lazy cash laying around.
哦,确实没有 Oh, you're right.
但我们可以众筹集资 But everyone pitched in.
"我们"指哪些人? Who's everyone?
俱乐部里的姑娘们啊 The girls at the club.
我把帽子递过去传了一圈 I passed the hat around
然后我们的到了远超你保释金的钱 and we had more than enough to make your bail.
哇! Wow!
没必要这么惊讶 Don't be so surprised.
你做了别人做不到的事 You did something that no one else can do.
你打败了奥利维亚 You defeated Olivia.
哦,你就像桃乐丝一样 Ooh, you are Dorothy girl,
叮咚一声从天而降砸死了邪恶女巫 and ding dong the wicked witch is dead.
不,不,不,我不是说她死了 No, no, no, not literally.
- 她没死. - 好啊 - Not literally. - Okay.
她只是会去医院住几天 She's gonna be in the hospital for a few days,
再想想那些被她送进医院的女娘们 and considering the number of girls she sent in there,
这简直再公平不过了 it is more than fair.
没错 Yeah.
不管怎么说 Anyways.
这家俱乐部有一个辉煌的结局也挺好的 It's nice the club went out on a high note.
夏琳,我不打算关掉那间俱乐部 I'm not closing the club Charleen.
为什么? What?
我在监狱里艰难度日的时候 I got a lot of thinking done
我想了很多 while I was doing hard time on the inside.
你在里面都没有待够一个晚上 You weren't even in for a night.
可以肯定,那就是属于我的财产 And yes, I do own that property,
我当然可以想怎样处理就怎样处理 and yes I could do whatever I want with it,
但我不能卖了这间俱乐部 but I can't sell the club.
你需要钱 You need the money.
我们都需要那个地方 We all need that space.
也都需要那样一个社区 We all need that community.
所以你想怎样? What are you getting at?
我要用它去做抵押 I'm gonna use the property as collateral.
拿到那笔贷款,开一间新的咖啡厅 I'm gonna get that loan, open a new cafe.
这样俱乐部就不用歇业了,我也可以做点新生意 This way the club stays open, I start a new business,
这难道不是两全其美吗? it's a win, win, eh?
真有你的! Look at you!
你的计划多长远呐! Look how far you've come!
玛丽,我们做到了 We did it Mary.
我们真的做到了 We did it.
一点一点慢慢来 One small step at a time.
但是首先,我得确保,我不会 But first I gotta make sure I don't spend
因为我的那些罪行和恶行,而在监狱里 a longer stint in the big house for all my crimes 2055 01:26:04,548 --> 01:26:05,783 浪费更多的时间 and misdemeanors, you know.
你需要一个好的律师 You're gonna need a good lawyer.
没错 Define good.
我是一个离婚律师 I'm a divorce lawyer.
我一般不处理刑事案件 I usually don't handle criminal cases,
但我是个优秀的律师 but I am an excellent lawyer.
他在各个方面都很优秀 He's excellent at everything.
- 天那,爸爸. - 哦 - Geez, Dad. - Ooh.
不要搞颜色好吗? Keep it in your pants.
我在监狱里的时候,你最好管好你的下半身 And while I'm in jail, you keep it in your pants.
如果上了法庭,她会被判多久? If it does go to trial, how much time is she looking at?
如果所有指控都成立 Well, if she's guilty on all charges,
可能的两年 probably two years.
哦,不 Oh no.
或许我应该认罪 Maybe I should just plead guilty.
你为什么要认罪? Why would you do that?
因为我确实有罪 Because I am guilty.
嘘! Shh!
你跟我说过如果我坦白一切 And you told me that the judge would show
法官会宽大处理 leniency if I was honest.
大多数是这样 Well most of them would,
但我听说我们的法官是个十足的混球 but I hear our judge is a real ball breaker.
所以我们的最佳选择是把这个交给陪审团 So our best bet is to take this to a jury.
是的,但你知道么 Yeah, but you know,
有时候你只需要站出来 sometimes in life you just need to stand up
并且为你的行为负责 and take responsibility for your actions.
今天就是我该站出来的时候了 And today is my day to do just that.
全体起立! All rise!
由尊敬的安德鲁斯法官主审 The Honorable Judge Andrews presiding.
她会把我们生吞活剥了 She's gonna eat us alive.
请坐 Please be seated.
你抽什么疯? What is wrong with you?
哇 Wow.
我经常暗自期待能审理有趣的案子 I always secretly hope for interesting cases,
看来我得愿望实现了 and it looks like I got my wish.
就像我的老朋友玛丽说得 As my old friend, Mary would say,
如果生活很无趣 if life isn't interesting,
那只是你还不够努力 then you're just not trying hard enough.
查克,你记得我刚说 Chuck, you know all that shit
要为自己的行为负责的那些屁话吗? I said about taking responsibility for my actions?
嗯-哼 Uh-huh.
今天还不是时候 Today is not the day.
律师,你的当事人怎么辩护? Counselor, how does your client plead?
无罪 Not guilty.
律师? Counselor?
无罪 Not guilty.
安娜,这太不可思议了! Anna, this is incredible!
我们在原来的地方的时候 We didn't have this many customers
从来没有在一个月内接待这么多顾客 in a month at the old place.
我知道 I know.
我们有一群快乐的顾客 We've got happy customers.
我们的收银机里有现金 We've got money in the cash register.
- 这很不寻常. - 对啊 - Which is very unnatural. - Yeah.
我想我早晚能适应这种生活 But I think I can get used to it.
你们准备好了吗? You ready to go?
是的! Yeah!
哦,你能帮我打掩护吗? Oh, will you cover for me?
当然没问题 Absolutely.
去给他们点颜色瞧瞧 Go get 'em tiger.
哦,对了,别忘了那些手铐 Oh, hey, don't forget those handcuffs.
宝贝,它们都乖乖地在我的腰带上呢 Always got 'em on my belt baby girl.
什么? What?
我跟你讲过我要睡她呀 I told you I was going to have her.
还记得我怎么描述我的舌头吗? And you know what I said about my tongue
让她的阴毛着火 setting her pubes aflame?
别说了 Stop.
然而并没有 Didn't happen.
因为她没有阴毛! 'Cause she doesn't have any!
- 好了,别说了! - 哈哈! - Okay, stop! - Ha ha!
她的下面干净得像朵雏菊! Fresh as a daisy down there!
- 超级顺滑! - 别说了 - Smooth, smooth! - Stop.
我求你了,别说了 I am begging you to stop.
像只无毛猫! Like a hairless cat!
我想我坠入爱河了 I think I'm in love.
准备好你们的欢呼吧! Let's get prepared to rumble!
好了! All right!
我喜欢这个新的俱乐部 I love the new club, Anna.
这气氛太棒了! The vibe is really awesome!
谢谢你! Thank you!
干得漂亮,安娜 Well done, Anna.
哇儿,你是... Whoa, that was...
不是吧? What?
你来自哪? Where are you from?
人们总是想弄清楚我来自哪里 People have always tried to define me
以此来定义我是个怎样的人 by pinpointing where I'm from.
我认为这不重要,但它确实影响到我了 I thought it shouldn't matter, but it got to me.
所以我学了八种不同的语言 So I learned eight different languages,
现在我可以来自任何地方 and now I'm from everywhere.
这个应该是你的码 These look like your size.
比绑带好,这是一定的 Better than tape, that's for sure.
哦,绑带我另有妙用 Oh, I got plans for the tape.
哦,是指对未来性生活的幻想吗? Oh, is that an illusion to a future sexual encounter?
其实,我更喜欢亲力亲为 Actually, no, I'm really into arts and crafts,
不过我喜欢你的这个想法 but I like the way you think.
呦安娜! Yo Anna!
你该上场了 Get your ass in the ring.
我正准备去呢 I gotta go get my ass in the ring.
去吧,我会全程观看的 All right, well I'm gonna watch it all the way.
你们确定要对打吗? Are you sure you two wanna do this?
哦当然 Oh hell yeah.
我一直想朝她脸上来一拳 I've always wanted to punch her in the face.
谁说梦想不能成真? Who says dreams don't come true?
过会儿你就会知道,有个当医生的男友 Having a doctor for boyfriend is gonna
是多么有用 be real useful in a few seconds.
我已经意识到了 Already has been.
他昨晚就给我的胸部做了检查 He gave me a breast exam last night.
一定没有花很长时间吧 Sure didn't take very long
因为你只有小奶子 because you've got tiny titties.
好吧,这我没法反击 Okay, I got no comeback.
但我只想对你说谢谢,为你做的一切 but all I wanna say is thank you, for everything.
你扭转了我的生活 You turned my life around.
是你自己扭转了你的生活 You turned your life around friend.
我只是把你向正确的方向推了一下 I just gave you a nudge in the right direction.
行了,太煽情了 All right, this is getting too sentimental.
我们什么时候开打? When do we get to hit each other?
放马过来吧! Bring it on!
后退,后退,后退格斗手们! Back up, back up, back up fighters!
预备 And,
开打! fight!
- 啊,真他妈疼! - 整形医生! - Ah, that fucking hurt! - Plastic surgeon!
我需要一个整形医生! I need a plastic surgeon!
罗伊! Roy!
嘿,我挺好的 Hey, yeah, I'm great.
我是来这里帮墨菲还债的 I'm just here to pay up Murphy's tab.
他欠你多少钱? How much does he owe you?
他妈的... What the...
死对头,你吓不到我的 I'm not afraid of you Cobra Kai.
我不会对你客气的 I'm gonna hurt you, so badly.
你看见我的舌头有多快了吗? You see how fast I was with my tongue?
反正我也只是个庸医 I'm a lousy doctor anyway.
医学院里一半的时间我都醉着 I was drunk half the time.
哦,天那! Oh my God!
请坐 Please be seated.
到中间来,格斗手们! To the center, Fighters!
格斗俱乐部吗? A Fight Club?
再来一杯吗? Another drink?
可能要让你失望了,臭婊子 You better get used to disappointment bitch.
太棒了! Really awesome!
绝不退缩! Never do back down.